Funny Jokes.
3:44:00 PMI'm bored. Make some fun, jokes, and question.
1. What's the different between bird and fly?
Bird can fly and fly can't bird.
2. What colour is the burp?
Burple.
3. What kind of phone does the ocean have?
Shell-phone.
4. What do you get if you cross a lawn mower and budgie?
Shredded Tweet.
5. What kind of ship doesn't sink?
Friendship.
6. What can you catch but not throw?
Your Breath.
7. What does the elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
8. Why is the Math book so unhappy?
Because it full of problems.
9. What word is always spell incorrectly?
Incorrectly.!!
10. Why do teachers wear sunglasses to school?
Because she have bright students.
11. What did the tree say to the Math teacher?
"Gee.. I'm a tree."(Geometry)
12. What kind of star is dangerous?
A shooting-star.
13. What is Turnado's favourite game?
Twister.
14. How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
15. Why does the man throw his watch out?
He wanted to see time fly.
16. What dog always knows the time?
A watch dog.
17. Why did the girl sit on her watch?
She wanted to be on time.
18. Why do mummies like christmas present?
Because they're wrapped.
19. What do you get when you put a snowman into a hunted house?
Ice screams.
20. How do you make band stand?
Take their chairs away.
I'm really bored. Isn't these questions funny or lame? SOme of that is lame. -.-'' lolssss.
Actually some of that is kids jokes. teeheehee.*Hahaha, she wanted to be on time!!! ;D My lame jokes and questions will be contibue. I'm tired now. Have a nap now. ;DDD I think *goodnight*!
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